Get Out of Sacrfice Free card

The way things are going right now, it's only a question of time until your government becomes an evil polytheist theocracy that regularly sacrifices citizens to appease monstrous antediluvian deities and vast multinational corporations controlled by fleshcrafted monsters and vampires, literal or otherwise.

I mean, let's face it. If Santorum gets elected it's a question of time until your firstborn will be offered to eldritch monstrosities on top of pyramids made of dollars and the U.S constitution is replaced by a poorly spelled summary of Gor (and not even the best parts).

A modest contribution to Israeli Storyteller will win you this awesome card and surely save you from the priests' wicked daggers. You owe it to yourself and to your family.

Get one now, before it's too late.

Art by the most awesome of all men, Stav "the one who got away" Croovman