Today we had to move to a different class because our regular place was full of some substance one of the boys is allergic to. The class we moved to was a girl class (it's a religious school).
Girl: No! You can't move here, you'll foul up this place. Boys always do.
Me: I promise we won't do that. I'll personally make sure they behave.
Girl: Are you willing to face execution if the class is dirty?
Boy: Yes, yes we do. Now do let us in.
Girl: All right, but if we find the class dirty tomorrow, we will execute you.
Sex war just got real!